Ladies and gentlemen: I present this years harvest of Assam bhut jolokia chillies of death, each one packed with over one million scoville units of fiery potency. I feel scared just looking at them...two plants created this excellent crop. Now I just decide what to do with them. Ultimate deterrent? Perhaps not with a two year old running around... Christmas surprises for unwary enemies? Maybe. Possibly criminal... Incredibly hot chilli oil? Worth a go but needs careful handling... I think I'll dry them and give them away as novelty gifts!